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.IOW BIRTHDAY - Here's to you on your birthday, and all the shenanigans to come.
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.IOW BIRTHDAY - I'm late in wishing you a happy birthday, but, really, I did it on purpose.
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.IOW BIRTHDAY - May your birthday cake be full of icing and free of fruit.
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6149
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.IOW BIRTHDAY - So today I yell, "Thank you universe!" for birthing you.
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6174
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.IOW BIRTHDAY - Today is the day! Shall we sing? Shall we dance?
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6586
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.IOW BIRTHDAY - Why do I look forward to your birthday every year?
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6188
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.IOW CONGRATULATIONS - This is bigger than an argentinosaurus standing tippy-toed on a titanosaur ...
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6181
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.IOW ENCOURAGEMENT - Girl, you're raising the bar for the rest of us.
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.IOW ENCOURAGEMENT - It's the zany ones who change the world.
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.IOW ENCOURAGEMENT - Never doubt that you're my definition of true bravery.
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6582
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.IOW ENCOURAGEMENT - Never doubt yourself! You are going to kick butt. Lots and lots of butt!
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6168
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.IOW ENCOURAGEMENT - Perfect doesn't exist.
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.IOW ENCOURAGEMENT - Spark something incredible with a yes.
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6176
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.IOW ENCOURAGEMENT - You are capable of wild and extraordinary things.
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6189
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.IOW ENCOURAGEMENT - You've got this, you penguin.
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6152
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.IOW FRIENDSHIP - My favorite things? You. Just you.
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6166
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.IOW FRIENDSHIP - When the virtual world takes over and people can joust with a robot dragon ...
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6186
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.IOW GET WELL - Get better soon, and get back out here - life isn't the same without you.
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6169
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.IOW GET WELL - I wish I could fix this for you.
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6576
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.IOW I'M SORRY - Once there was a stupid person who wanted to say sorry ...
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6171
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.IOW LOVE - Intense feelings of love ...
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6505
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.IOW LOVE - Top five things ...
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6587
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.IOW LOVE - When you smiled, tiny little cartoon birds picked me up off my feet ...
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6178
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.IOW NEW BABY - Hello to this sweet-cheeked wonder, ...
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6157
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.IOW NEW BABY - This is it. A new life. A new beginning.
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6182
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.IOW RETIREMENT - Rage on, you crazy kid, rage on.
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6151
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.IOW THANK YOU - Are you some kind of mythological creature?
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6146
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.IOW THANK YOU - From the very bottom of my big grateful heart ...
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6571
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.IOW THANK YOU - I'd spend my last penny on a lifetime membership to a museum honoring your many marvels.
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6162
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.IOW THANK YOU - I'm going to float away on my incredible gratefulness.
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6159
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.IOW THANK YOU - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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6506
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.IOW THANK YOU - This is a warning.
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6507
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.IOW THANK YOU - You're that lighthouse for me.
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6156
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.IOW THANK YOU - You've been there for me and I can't thank you enough.
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6590
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.IOW TOUGH TIMES - ... But you're not alone
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6569
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.IOW TOUGH TIMES - Even in the toughest times you have my love. Always.
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6570
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.IOW TOUGH TIMES - Please know that I'm here for you.
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6584
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.IOW WEDDING - Congratulations on making it to your "happily ever after"!
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6150
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.IOW WEDDING - The most incredible and awe-inspiring pair the world has ever seen.
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6155
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FF BIRTHDAY - 37% of young people check Facebook right after sex ...
Inside: Don't worry. You haven't had sex with a young person in years. Happy birthday! - Costaki Economopoulos
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FF BIRTHDAY - Advice to live by now that you're older: When the opportunity presents itself ...
Inside: Pee. (Happy birthday.) - Bengt Washburn
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5050
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FF BIRTHDAY - Birthdays come faster every year.
Inside: Like someone else I know. - Matthew Wohlfarth
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FF BIRTHDAY - Do you ever find yourself making love but thinking about something totally different ...?
Inside: Like, "Oh! I've got to remember to pick up a birthday card." - Happy Birthday. - David Crowe
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FF BIRTHDAY - Facebook suggested I "like" your birthday.
Inside: It also suggested I like Cheese Whiz, adult diapers, and Crazy Dave's Used Car Castle. So let's not get too full of ourselves. - Greg Schwem
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FF BIRTHDAY - Funny how our tastes change when we get older.
Inside: I hated to get a spanking as a child. - Troy Davis
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4932
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FF BIRTHDAY - Get well soon.
Inside: I planned ahead because I know how you'll feel tomorrow. (Happy birthday.)
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FF BIRTHDAY - Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me.
Inside: Oh, it's your birthday.  Thunder stealer.  (Have a good one.)
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5781
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FF BIRTHDAY - Happy birthday!
Inside: The gift without the name tag is from me. - Robert Mac
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4732
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FF BIRTHDAY - Happy birthday, and remember: life is short.
Inside: And it is very sensitive about it so just don't bring it up, okay? - Tom Clark
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FF BIRTHDAY - Happy birthday. I read that as we get older our ears keep growing.
Inside: Shouldn't our hearing be getting better and not worse? - Matt Wohlfarth
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FF BIRTHDAY - I got you a pet spider for your birthday. It's very small, poisonous, and somewhere in this envelope.
Inside: His name is Bobo.
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FF BIRTHDAY - I much prefer getting blank greeting cards to getting the prewritten ones with impersonal sentiments.
Inside: So you go ahead and fill this out just how you like it. - Cathy Ladman
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FF BIRTHDAY - I sent you this card because licking an envelope is the only socially acceptable way to send spit to people.
Inside: Happy birthday. - Craig Fay
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FF BIRTHDAY - I was going to send you a Happy Birthday note on Facebook.
Inside: But wasn't sure if you wanted people to know we're friends. Happy Birthday. - Costaki Economopolous
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FF BIRTHDAY - May the sun always shine down on you.
Inside: As a constant reminder that there is a giant nuclear powered fireball in the sky just barely holding it together. Happy birthday. - Craig Fay
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5140
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FF BIRTHDAY - Remember when you used to tell me how charismatic, good-looking, and amazing I was?
Inside: Well, at your age, memory is the first thing to go. Happy birthday. - Earl Musick
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4832
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FF BIRTHDAY - Some days I feel so lazy I want someone else to finish my thoughts.
Inside: Happy birth - Patti Vasquez
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5252
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FF BIRTHDAY - The best part about getting older is ...
Inside: All the music you love can be found in the record store dollar bin.  Happy Birthday! - Paul Lyons
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5921
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FF BIRTHDAY - The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
Inside: So do white guys on the dance floor. It's your birthday. Cut a rug! - Elliot Maxx
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FF BIRTHDAY - There's something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time ... A year or so to be exact.
Inside: Happy birthday!
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FF BIRTHDAY - They say we get better with age, like a fine wine.
Inside: But I've had some wine that was too old. Just saying! Happy Birthday. - Costaki Economopoulos
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FF BIRTHDAY - They say wisdom comes with age.
Inside: Which might be why people think you're younger than you are. Happy birthday! - Patti Vasquez
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FF BIRTHDAY - They say you can't have too much of a good thing.
Inside: Wish we would have been part of that study. - Dwight York
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FF BIRTHDAY - Unfortunately, I can't be with you on your birthday and must send my regrets. I regret making prank phone calls on a traceable line. I regret going to a bargain tattoo shop. I regret not using the restroom before I went skydiving. I regret .
Inside: I regret not being with you on your big day. Happy birthday!
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FF BIRTHDAY - We're so much alike that we could be twins. Hey, that would make it my birthday too!
Inside: You should take me to dinner. - Earl Musick
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5922
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FF BIRTHDAY - What you are holding in your hand is called a greeting card. In the old days, we would give these to loved ones to mark important life events.
Inside: Happy birthday! - Daniela Saioni
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FF BIRTHDAY - Why isn't there a national put a spider in your belly button day?
Inside: Speaking of special days, enjoy yours. Happy birthday. - Matt Olson
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FF BIRTHDAY - With age comes wisdom.
Inside: Whoever wrote that never saw slot machines in Vegas. Happy birthday. - Costaki  Economopolous
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FF BIRTHDAY - With age we must remember that our bodies are our temples. Say that three times, ...
Inside: Good. Now, let's mess this temple up! Happy Birthday! - Adrienne Fish
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FF BIRTHDAY - You know you're old when you go out and do shots ...
Inside: Flu and shingles. Enjoy your enhanced immunity! Happy birthday.
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FF BIRTHDAY - You look great! Notice I didn't qualify that with "for your age."
Inside: Okay, for your age. Happy birthday. - Cathy Ladman
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5079
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FF BIRTHDAY - You're aging so gracefully.
Inside: You should have your own infomercial. Happy birthday.
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5788
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FF CONGRATULATIONS - Congratulations!
Inside: You kick ass like a cross-eyed Rockette! - Lord Carrett
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4931
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FF CONGRATULATIONS - Congratulations! We are all insanely jealous.
Inside: Now isn't hearing that better than a gift? - Avi Liberman
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4718
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FF CONGRATULATIONS - Congratulations! You did it!
Inside: You did do it, right?
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FF CONGRATULATIONS - Congratulations! You proved all your fans right and proved all your doubters wrong!
Inside: No need to know which one I was. - Patti Vasquez
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4826
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FF CONGRATULATIONS - Get out of the house and start screwing up.
Inside: That's what life is all about. Has nobody told you? - David Crowe
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FF ENCOURAGEMENT - If you're confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
Inside: Go for it. - Ross Parsons
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FF ENCOURAGEMENT - Succeeding after all your hard work is life's greatest joy.
Inside: Bacon is the second greatest. - Andrew Steiner
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5919
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FF FRIENDSHIP - I liked you on Facebook, I followed you on Twitter, I connected with you on LinkedIn ...
Inside: This card seems very unnecessary. - Greg Schwem
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4753
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FF FRIENDSHIP - I've been single so long ...
Inside: If a stranger in a van offered me some candy, I'd have to consider it. - Costaki Economopoulos
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FF FRIENDSHIP - Leggings aren't pants! Pants aren't pants! Everything is perception. Nothing is real. Existence is meaningless!
Inside: But at least you make it all worthwhile.
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FF FRIENDSHIP - Let's stop feeling bad about all the food we've eaten.
Inside: I say we start feeling good about all the food we haven't eaten. - Patti Vasquez
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FF FRIENDSHIP - Meeting you was one of the happiest days of my life.
Inside: Besides finding my black boots on sale at Nordstrom. That was unbelievable! - Cathy Ladman
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FF FRIENDSHIP - My roommate said her cat barfed on my bed because she feels comfortable around me.
Inside: Let's always keep a little tension between us. I don't ever want to be barf-close. - Carmen Lynch
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FF FRIENDSHIP - Self-help experts say that whatever you think about expands in the universe.
Inside: That's why I never think about my butt. - Karen Rontowski
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FF FRIENDSHIP - What's the difference between a stalker and a fan? If they're good looking, they're a fan.
Inside: I'm your biggest fan! - Lord Carrett
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FF FRIENDSHIP - When the revolution comes, we could be a sniper team!
Inside: It would be fun - us lying in the grass, you whispering coordinates. Come on, you always say we should get together more. - Drew Hastings
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FF FRIENDSHIP - You and I have been proven wrong a number of times.
Inside: And that number is zero. - Robert Mac
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FF FRIENDSHIP - You are the world's greatest gift to me.
Inside: I can't say that I'm the greatest gift to you because that would sound conceited. - David Crowe
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FF FRIENDSHIP - You're better off without him. I always thought he was a jerk.
Inside: And if you ever get back together, forget everything I just said. - Patti Vasquez
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FF FRIENDSHIP -You know, husbands are a lot like front-load washers. You think of how they're going to make your life easier.
Inside: But after a few month, you're saying, "What is that smell?" - Matthew Wohlfarth
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5078
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FF GET WELL - An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Inside: As long as you throw it hard enough.
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4759
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FF GET WELL - Get well soon.
Inside: Hope nothing falls off. - Rick Pulido
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4758
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FF GET WELL - Get well soon.
So we can drink too much and feel like crap for a good reason. - Costaki Economopoulos
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FF GET WELL - Nobody likes going to the doctor.
Inside: But don't think the doctor likes everything that walks through his door either. Get well soon. - David Crowe
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FF GET WELL - This is a get-well card for anyone without health insurance.
Inside: Just put it on an open wound and apply pressure. - Greg Schwem
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FF GET WELL - What is it about parking under a tree that gives birds dysentery?
Inside: Speaking of which, hope you feel better. - Andy Forrester
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - A little friendly advice ...
Inside: No matter how well things are going, it's always bad form to high five someone at an orgy. - Scott Long
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - A petting zoo is a horrible place to eat raisinets.
Inside: There is no five-second rule at a petting zoo. If you lose one, LET IT GO; it was never meant to be. - Andy Forrester
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - As an environmentalist, you will love this card. It's made from recycled sentiments.
Inside: Congratulations! Happy birthday! Happy anniversary! Good luck! Get well soon. - Bill Mihalic.
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Item No:
5911
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Casseroles are a mom's way of saying, I'm not really going to cook ...
Inside: But you'll still be full. - David Crowe
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Congratulations on your successful surgery.
Inside: Oh. Those are real? Well then, just plain congratulations. - Bengt Washburn
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - How many grapes can you sample before they run over and kick you out of the store?
Inside: 19 - Costaki Economopoulos
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I am getting more and more age spots.
Inside: I've passed from cougar into leopard. - Cathy Ladman
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I can't find the G spot.
Inside: I think it might be one of those silent G's. - Costaki Economopoulos
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5341
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I figured out why cats lick themselves so much.
Inside: They're delicious. - Lord Carrett
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I like to be different. I celebrate Halloween in August.
Inside: When you show up at someone's house wearing a mask in August, you get better stuff. - Karen Rontowski
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4738
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I love you so much!
Inside: Now, buy me something! - Sheila van Dyke
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5249
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I wish relationships made a slurp sound at the end like milkshakes do.
Inside: (So you know when it's over.) - David Crowe
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I've been exercising my demons lately.
I haven't gotten rid of any of them, but I've really been pushing them and making them sweat. - Tom Rhodes
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I've found that the best way to lose weight is to stop eating sugar.
Inside: I've also found that sugar is what makes food taste good. - Earl Musick
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - If you have a room full of Good Housekeeping magazines, you are probably a hoarder.
Inside: And you should probably cancel your subscription, because I don't think it's working. - Andy Forrester
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - My doctor told me the pill will cause weight gain, moodiness, and body hair growth.
Inside: No wonder they call it birth control." Who wants to sleep with a cranky walrus? - Tracey MacDonald
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - My friend is dyslexic and on the Atkins diet.
Inside: He won't eat crabs. - Adam Gropman
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - People are like snowflakes. They are all unique. Here are some other ways in which people are like snowflakes:
Inside: 1. They are fragile. 2. When there are a lot of them, they make trying to get anything done dangerous and difficult. 3. They will disappear eventually, unless you keep them in a freezer.
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Please take off your shoes at the door.
Inside: I want your socks to be covered in cat fur. - Craig Fay
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5251
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Skinny jeans recipe:
Inside: Buy regular jeans and wait. - Gabriel Rutledge
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Some doctors say it is unhealthy to eat raw cookie dough.
Inside: All the other doctors just think those doctors are crazy.
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Some people don't know their ass from their elbow.
Inside: If these people ask you to take a look at their "funny bone", don't. - Costaki Economopolous
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4747
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Speaking to a cat in a high-pitched voice creates endorphins.
Inside: Getting caught erases them. - Dwight Slade
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Sunglasses make me feel like I'm hot.
Inside: Or maybe that's the sun. - David Crowe
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5067
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - The best way to convince yourself to wake up:
Inside: Promise your Morning Self that your Afternoon Self can take a nap later.
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - The creator of Spanx is a billionaire.
Inside: Of course she is. Because bacon and doughnuts are delicious. - Patti Vasquez
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - The swimsuit saleslady asked if I wanted a one-piece or a two-piece.
Inside: I said, "Gimme a six-piece and a biscuit!" - Andrea Caspari
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - This global warming thing is really a problem.
Inside:It hasn't rained men since the 80's. - Daniela Saioni
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Want to come over for game night?
Inside: I'm cooking pheasant, pigeon, and squirrel. - Dave Terruso
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - You're the man of my dreams ...
Inside: I've been having some weird dreams. - Myq Kaplan
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FF NEW BABY - Congratulations! Babies are truly miracles. When they're born, their feet are so tiny...
Inside: Yet they can somehow step on all of your hopes and dreams. - Chad Daniels
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FF NEW BABY - Dr. Lamaze suggests you can control the pain of childbirth through proper breathing.
Inside: I think he's the same doctor who told the guy with a broken leg to "walk it off." Congratulations. - Elliot Maxx
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FF NEW BABY - Now that you're having a baby, you can't go to the spa whenever you want or travel halfway across the world at a moment's notice.
Inside: But I can! And I promise to tell you all about it. Congratulations. - Carmen Lynch
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FF NEW BABY - Welcome to motherhood, the world's greatest sorority...
Inside: With the worst hazing ever. Congratulations. - Patti Vasquez
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FF THANK YOU - Ever notice that Thank You is very close to Spank You?
Inside: I'll never be able to spank you enough. - Costaki Economopoulos
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FF THANK YOU - I was going to surprise naked-hug you
Inside: But someone told me you preferred thank you cards. - David Crowe
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FF THANK YOU - If being great makes others look bad ...
Inside: You make everyone look downright diabolical. - David Crowe
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FF THANK YOU - Some of the best things in life: a mother's love, a baby laughing, standing ovations, big hair, rainbow-colored unicorn toots, your name whispered in a foreign accent, sunsets, jet packs, your own private ocean, FOOD FIIIIIGHT!!!!
Inside: And you. Not necessarily in that order. - David Crowe
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FF THANK YOU - Thank you so much.
Inside: My expectation of you just increased.
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PG APPRECIATION - My heart gives thanks ... - William S Braithwaite
Inside: For you.
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PG APPRECIATION - The little things are infinitely the most important. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Inside: What a big difference you make. Thank you.
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PG APPRECIATION - To measure the person, measure the heart. - Unknown
Inside: What a difference you make.  Thank you.
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PG APPRECIATION - Unselfish acts are the real miracles out of which all the reported miracles grow. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Inside: You're a miracle worker.
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PG APPRECIATION - When I count my blessings, I count you twice. - Irish Proverb
Inside: Thanks again and again.
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PG APPRECIATION - When kindness or understanding happens unexpectedly, there is no greater delight. - William Bolcom
Inside: You made my day.
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PG APPRECIATION - You make each day a special day. - Fred Rogers
Inside: Thanks for being you.
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PG APPRECIATION - You're just too marvelous, too marvelous for words. - Johnny Mercer
Inside: All I can say is thank you.
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PG BIRTHDAY - Stretch out your hand and take the world's wide gift of joy and beauty. - Corinne Roosevelt Robinson
Inside: It's all for you. Happy birthday.
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PG BIRTHDAY - The time to be happy is now. - Robert G. Ingersoll
Inside: Wishing you lots of smiles on your birthday.
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PG BIRTHDAY - To a young heart everything is fun. - Charles Dickens
Inside: Happy birthday. Enjoy everything.
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PG BIRTHDAY - What is life for? It is for you. - Abraham Maslow
Inside: All of it. Happy birthday.
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PG ENCOURAGEMENT - The age of miracles is forever here. - Thomas Carlyle
Inside: Now, today, for you.
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PG GET WELL - Great and beautiful is the world ... - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Inside: And so are you. Get well soon.
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PG GRADUATION - Believe there are no limits but the sky. - Miguel De Cervantes
Inside: Shoot for the moon. Congratulations.
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PG GRADUATION - I wandered everywhere, through cities and countries wide. And everywhere I went, the world was on my side. - Roman Payne
Inside: The whole world's ahead of you. Congratulations.
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PG GRADUATION - There is always one moment ... when the door opens and lets the future in. - Graham Greene
Inside: Today is your day. Congratulations.
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PG LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - All the great blessings of my life are present in my thoughts today. - Phoebe Cary
Inside: Thinking of you.
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PG LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - Happiness was made to be shared. - Jean Racine
Inside: I'm glad we get to share so many good things together.
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PG LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - How truly necessary we are to each other. - Margaret J. Wheatley
Inside: Thanks for always being my friend.
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PG LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich
Inside: Thanks for always being there.
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PG LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - Nothing can be sweeter than friendship. - Petrarch
Inside: And no one could be nicer than you.
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PG LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - What is the one thing you think of that always makes you smile? - Kobi Yamada
Inside: Thinking of you.
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PG LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - You are so infinitely sweet. - Zelda Fitzgerald
Inside: Thanks for being you.
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PG LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - You will not believe how glad I am that I have met you. - Leos Janacek
Inside: Life's better with you.
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PG SUPPORT & SYMPATHY - I will remember them always and everywhere ... - Anna Akhmatova
Inside: And every time with love.
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