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FF BIRTHDAY - A little health tip for your birthday ...
Inside: I heard a banana a day is a good way to help keep our colon clean. Turns out you're supposed to eat them. - Dwight York
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FF BIRTHDAY - For your birthday I bought you a goldfish from the pet store.
Inside: I know aquariums can be a pain so I left it at the pet store. You can visit anytime. He's the orange one. - David Crowe
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FF BIRTHDAY - Happy birthday to the most amazing, smart, funny, and attractive person in the whole world.
Inside: Your Mom picked out the card. - Joe Larson
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FF BIRTHDAY - Happy birthday! For your eyes only!
Inside: Do me a favor. I couldn't think of anything to write, so please pretend that you're reading something really touching, maybe even wipe away a tear, and then look at me and say, "That is so beautiful. I didn't know you could write like that." Then if anyone asks to see the card, refuse, and tell them it was just too personal. Thanks, I owe you one. - Elliott Maxx
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FF BIRTHDAY - How's it going ...
Inside: Sorry, I'm not good at picking out cards. Happy birthday. - Austin Acree
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FF BIRTHDAY - I read that satori is a state of near-enlightenment when your mind is completely devoid of thoughts.
Inside: All this time you thought you were having "senior moments." It turns out you're a Zen master! Happy Birthday! Elliot Maxx
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FF BIRTHDAY - Life is a lot like a penis:
Inside: It never seems to be long enough, but try to have fun with it anyway. - Matthew Wohlfarth
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FF BIRTHDAY - The golden rule says to love others as you love yourself ...
Inside: But you can't just walk around touching people like that. Enjoy your birthday (in moderation). - Robert Hawkins
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FF BIRTHDAY - Those who say you can't have your cake and eat it too ...
Inside: Clearly have no idea how to work a fork. Happy birthday!
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FF ENCOURAGEMENT - Never give up on your dreams.
Inside: Except the one about super powers - that one's not happening. - Paul Merrill
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FF FRIENDSHIP - After extensive research ...
Inside: Scientists have concluded that you're probably right about everything. - Paul Merrill
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FF FRIENDSHIP - Fitness tip: Wear workout clothes to the bakery.
Inside: So when people see you eating a scone, it looks like you earned it. - Joe Larson
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FF FRIENDSHIP - I love watching reality shows ...
Inside: When I compare our lives with theirs, I suddenly think, "My God! We should be wearing capes! We're awesome!" - Darlene Westgor
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FF FRIENDSHIP - I'm bored by my own problems.
Inside: Call me with yours. - Jackie Kashian
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FF FRIENDSHIP - People who have never had a glass of wine before noon...
Inside: probably procrastinate in other areas of their life too. - David Crowe
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FF FRIENDSHIP - You are wonderful, stupendous, remarkable, beautiful.
Inside: And a bunch of other words from my thesaurus. - David Cornel
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FF FRIENDSHIP - You're my best friend.
Inside: Sorry. - Danielle Koenig
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I bought a free-range chicken. You know, the kind that runs free and gets pampered like a family pet, right up until the day they kill it.
Inside: It tasted surprised. - Art Krug
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - I tried meditation.
Inside: I think I was doing it wrong. My meditation was, "Ohhhhmmmm my God, I've got so much to do I can't believe I am sitting here wasting time breathing instead of picking up my dry cleaning and making flight plans for next week and hey my chest hurts maybe I should see a doctor ... - Art Krug
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - Relax. Your hormonal rages won't last forever. One day they will end.
Inside: Then you will grow a beard. - Cathy Sorbo
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FF JUST FOR LAUGHS - They say a great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.
Inside: That doesn't work, by the way. And, consequently, I'm no longer welcome at Target. - Andy Forrester
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FF NEW BABY - Congrats! You made a person!
Inside: I can't even make lasagna.
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